shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever

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Title: Noon (Normal) 2,263 plays

nintendocompositions:

Animal Crossing: City Folk | 12 PM

  • me: did it hurt?
  • mom: what
  • me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
  • mom:
  • mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
  • mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
  • mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
  • mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air

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My hobbies include making that ass clap

  • age 15: i want a boyfriend
  • age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
  • age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
  • age 40: pls im desperate
  • age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
  • age 60: its not funny guys
  • age 70: guys

sidneyisbasedgodd:

im so done

omg

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