shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever
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Title: Noon (Normal)
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Animal Crossing: City Folk | 12 PM
- me: did it hurt?
- mom: what
- me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
- mom:
- mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
- mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
- mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
- mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
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My hobbies include making that ass clap
- age 15: i want a boyfriend
- age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
- age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
- age 40: pls im desperate
- age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
- age 60: its not funny guys
- age 70: guys
